Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Kids say the Darndest...

GIRL1: Man, Mrs. Aurand, did you hear that? He just called me a 'B'
BOY: I didn't call you a 'B,' I called you a Bastard!
GIRL2: Is Bastard a bad word, Mrs. Aurand?
ME: Well, do you even know what it means?
BOY: It means you ain't got no Daddy.
ME: Well it really just means that your parents were not married when you were born.
GIRL1: Then I am a bastard!

How do could I not laugh?

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